The Z-Party

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Come to the Z-Party! A totally normal, not full of zombies party that you should definitely come to.

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The Z-Party

place: a nightclub underneath a graveyard
time: the near future

Characters:
Ghostie Loastie
Howard James
Z-Master

GHOSTIE LOASTIE is pacing frantically.

Ghostie loastie

When is this new DJ going to arrive? We’ve been waiting for hours to start this party. I can’t believe he’d be so unprofessional and would be so late. It’s his first day and we are paying him handsomely. Five dollars an hour, plus we’ll haunt whoever he wants. He can scare his enemies without even trying. Who would turn that kind of deal down? I don’t understand why he’s not-

Bang!

Ghostie loastie (continued)

What was that?

Bang bang bang!

Ghostie loastie (continued)

What in the underworld?

A voice calls out.

Howard james

It’s Howard James! I’m here for the party. Let me in.

Ghostie loastie

Howard James, Howard James, hmm, I don’t think you’re on the list. How did you find out about this party?

Howard james

I saw a poster. It looked fun.

Ghostie loastie

Hmm, well it’s gonna cost you if you want to come to my nightclub.

Howard james

How much?

Ghostie loastie

Five million dollars.

Howard james

I don’t have that much money.

Ghostie loastie

Do you have anything else with you?

Howard james

I have pizza.

Ghostie loastie

What kind of pizza?

Howard james

I have ten boxes. Cheese, pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, pineapple, hamburger, onion, cheese-free, olive, and everything.

Ghostie loastie

Hmm. Okay, you can come in.

Ghostie Loastie opens the door and lets in HOWARD JAMES. Ghostie Loastie immediately takes the pizzas and puts them on the table.

Howard james

Wow, this place is cool.

Ghostie loastie

Welcome to my nightclub, the Z Party.

Howard james

Gee, you’re really pale.

Ghostie loastie

I don’t get much sun, where I’m from. Hey, a rhyme.

Howard james

It’s weird, having a nightclub under a graveyard.

Ghostie loastie

Is it? All my friends are so close by that it seems like a perfectly supernatural spot.

Bang bang bang!

Z-master

It’s Z-Master! The DJ!

Ghostie loastie

Finally, I can’t believe you’re so late!

Ghostie Loastie opens the door for him, helping the DJ to set up his equipment.

Z-master

Cool place.

Ghostie loastie

Thank you. Z-Master, this is Howard James.

Z-master

Hello.

Howard james

Hello.

Z-master

Pizza!

Howard james

Yes, there are ten kinds.

Ghostie loastie

Too bad one of them wasn’t brains.

Howard james

What?

Ghostie loastie

What? Nothing...so, Z-Master, I’m very excited you’ve arrived. Tonight is a very special night here at the Z-Party.

Z-master

What do you mean?

Ghostie loastie

Well, my friends and I have been getting bored of the usual people. We thought we could use some fresh meat.

Howard james

I understand. Sometimes the boredom eats at me too.

Ghostie loastie

Funny you should mention eating. Not funny haha, but funny in that I’m going to eat your brains.

Howard james

What?

Z-master

What?

Ghostie loastie

My friends and I have been hungering for something new, something exciting, something...delicious.

Howard james

Oh no, they’re zombies! Run, Z-Master, run!

Ghostie Loastie chases Howard JAMES and Z-MASTER around the club. Howard James and Z-Master escape, leaving Ghostie Loastie huffing and puffing. He yells out.

Ghostie loastie

You two are lucky I died of smoke inhalation! Sorry, everyone, no new brains tonight. But hey, we’ve still got the pizza. I call the everything!

Blackout. End of play.